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    December 31

    毛驴说

    若干时间以前,我一不小心看到一篇说教文。讲一头驴,自称“美驴王子”,候在河边,每次驮美女过河的时候都讲三句道理,讲完就把美女扔在河中间。三句道理如下:
     
    人只有在初恋时爱的是别人,以后恋爱时爱的都是自己。
     
    爱情是唯一的,但爱人不是唯一的。
     
    我爱我的爱情。
     
    从回帖反应来看,大家看到这三句箴言都震撼了。我也很震撼,最最震撼的就是——
     
     
    天啊~~~毛驴居然说话了!!!
     
    毛驴,多么纯良可爱的动物啊,居然也舌灿莲花,宣讲爱情。口角活像过尽千帆皆不是的老太。而且,虽然,这毛驴比我最说教的时候还说教,还没有机会制造机会地来说教,但是,居然,比我说教的精辟得多。
     
    我确定这不是我从小到大看到的最说教的故事。奇特的是,小时候那么多课文加课外读物的说教文都没啥印象了,刻骨铭心的首推乌鸦喝水。这个故事深刻地震撼了我的灵魂。因为我一直读到结尾,都没想到往瓶子里扔石头让水面升高这一招,至多想到怎么把瓶子推翻或者索性砸了。后来无意中把乌鸦喝水拿来对比司马光砸缸 ,我震惊了!前者是多么充满了智慧生物的风范,而后者就是直线思维地运用体力,都不像进化过的。我一直自我感觉智商很高,但是绝对没信心高过那只喝水的乌鸦,也就到扔石头的级别。估计体力也不见得好过乌鸦,换了我是司马光,掉进去那小孩都学会游泳了,我还在把缸砸得咚咚响就是不烂。
     
    唉,现在连毛驴都进化得比我更能说教了。昨天反思了下这一年来写的东西,发现大部分都说教得乏味得很,我认为这种趋势是从去年那篇渔夫与魔鬼开始的。之前写的东西倒是不说教,又自恋到“我”个没完,哪天稍微过得滋润了,立刻记录在案,小家子气十足。现在可好,我我我得恶心了,你你你又没兴趣,要抒情偏麻木得很,说教还说不过一头驴。新年新气象,我是不是要改写读书笔记?

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