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    September 01

    转一篇前段时间刮台风时本人的无聊之作

    感动

     
     
    感动
    很多年前《无极》还流行的时候,我嗜好目光呆滞地跟别人说“我被你感动了”,而我的室友嗜好在msn上约别人半小时后在某地吃饭,然后深情地对其呼唤——为我奔跑吧。。。。。

    今天又是一个台风天  暴雨 狂风  而我舒适地蜷缩在温暖的宿舍里 欣赏他人冒雨上下班 听的新歌是“我感动天感动地 为何就是感动不了你”

    显然这歌感动的不止天地 至少住我后面的武警为之亢奋 虽然大雨中无法展示他们擅长的广场版卡拉ok  那些高亢的歌声仍然飞上云霄,刺破雨帘,直击我无辜的双耳

    啊~~啊啊~~~

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    这个调子真的很像琼瑶的小燕子那帮人唱的某曲,但是谁来告诉我,为什么只有啊啊啊。。。。。

    后来我开始看yy小说。与此同时,石鸟人在惠州也在看《庆余年》,老土的穿越版十全大补yy,一现代普通人,莫名其妙到了古代,投了个好胎,天赋+魅力+狗屎运,于是玩转官场、商场、情场、战场。。。。。。

    把口水擦擦吧

    小王子说,当你在某一个星球上种了一朵玫瑰,每当抬头仰望天空,就好像漫天的玫瑰花儿冲你微笑

    俺说,当你在某一个星球上存了一个保险柜,每当你仰望天空,满天的钻石都在对你微笑,微笑,微笑。。。。

    总之,我看的这个还是比较有品的,此作者最擅长写性格扭曲心理阴暗的变态,评论说她笔下的正常角色都没啥可看的,必须写变态人做变态事才能展现才华,吾深以为然。总之这篇又在变花招地虐待,其中乙将甲搞得皮焦肉烂以后,来了一段经典对话:

    甲痛哭:
    为什么,为什么会这样
    为什么我怎么做都是死路一条
    为什么会变成这样 我不明白死都不明白

    于是乙说:
    为什么你不懂
    为什么你就是不明白
    什么时候你才能明白

    于是乙放声大哭,更悲情,更凄凉,更惨绝人寰。。。。。

    这个时候后面的武警放声高歌——祝你生日快乐!快乐!!!

    台风暴雨夜,天涯共此时。

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    Y.P. luowrote:
    哎呀笑死
    你这里真好玩
    Sept. 9
    Chary Liuwrote:
    馒头~~~~~~
    Sept. 4
    wei weiwrote:
    啊呀 我真的好喜欢无极啊  考虑哪天空了再看第n遍
    Sept. 1

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